some new words and phrases for ya:

• Accountabilabuddy: A friend, maybe a best friend, who you get into trouble with and who is somewhat responsible for your actions.
• Bromantic comedy: A movie that is part guy-movie, part romantic comedy. i.e.: The Break Up
• Hasselhoffed: To be nearly incompetent due to the effects of alcohol.
• Man-warmth: The residual thermal glow (usually in a vinyl-covered seat) felt by a man who sits in a seat recently occupied by another man.
• Powdered cow: Powdered coffee whitener.
• Testosterphone: To make a quick and to-the-point phone call that lasts under 30 seconds.

here’s a few more to add to your vernacular:

• Annoyertating: A mixture of annoying and irritating, that you say sometimes in total frustration..
• Beer peddler: When you have so many DUI’s that they only way you can make a beer run is to ride your bike, you’ve become a beer peddler.
• Bluetool: A person who wears a bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important. Places to spot bluetools include movie theaters, malls, restaurants, gyms, grocery stores and cars.
• Butterfaith: A girl who is fun, intelligent, beautiful, perfect in every way… except she’s devoutly religious. (taken from “butterface”)
• Driver’s arm: Refers to the left arm being tanner (or redder) than the right arm because it’s been hanging out the window.
• Pac-manning: To drive right on the dotted white lane divider, which gives the same effect as Pac-Man eating dots.

Here’s some new words ‘n phrases. Add ‘em ASAP:

• Check your vitals: To check your email, myspace, facebook, blog, and/or any daily essential websites.
• Desperasexual: A person, male or female, who after a long period of not having sex will sleep with anyone who comes along, regardless of gender.
• Fairymones: A politically incorrect way of explaining how gay men are attracted to gay men.
• Floordrobe: A form of storage for clothing which requires no hangers, drawers, doors or effort. Simply drop on the floor and you have a floordrobe.
• Retrosexual: Someone who used to be sexy.

more words:

• Ephiphanot: An idea that at first seems like an amazing insight (at least to the conceiver) but later turns out to be pointless, mundane, stupid, or incorrect, and often is the root cause of bad decisions. Mostly occurs under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
• Excessorise: To eat, drink, take drugs or the like for personal indulgence in excessive amounts.
• Pottergasm: The feeling of euphoria experienced by Harry Potter fans when a new book or movie is released.
• Spring broke: When you’re broke because you spent all your money on spring break.
• Taxed: To have something taken from you without your permission or consent, and without the intention to be returned.

Here are some new ones:

• Bipodding: Sharing a single set of headphones attached to one iPod. One person holds the iPod and takes the left earbud, the other takes the right earbud.
• Lockblock: When one person prematurely tries to open the passenger door on a vehicle while the driver simultaneously tries to unlock the door, causing it to relock and keep the passenger outside.
• Retox: To start consuming drugs and alcohol again after a hiatus in an effort to avoid the effects of withdrawal.
• Rock star parking: A parking spot right in front of the club.
• Technosexual: A person, male or female, who is so deeply enthralled with technology they discuss it with a level of passion that most people reserve for sex.?(R-rated definition:?A person, male or female, who is so enthralled into technology that he/she will interact in?sexual intercourse with the device)
• Vegi-curious: One who is considering the vegetarian lifestyle, but has yet to make a commitment to it.

It drives me crazy to see people throwing garbage on the street, especially when there are garbage cans every half block or so downtown. Take some pride in where you live! If I’m walking behind someone and they throw a piece of trash on the ground, I’ll usually say something like “excuse me, I think you dropped something” which sort of lets them off the hook, but makes them pick it up. Cigarettes are a whole other matter. For some reason there’s a bit of a double-standard for smokers, who are perfectly at ease tossing their garbage (butts) wherever they please. I sort of understand a little bit on the streets, as there’s no real disposal provided, and nobody wants to start a garbage fire. But as far as I know, most vehicles still come with ashtrays, for those too stubborn to quit. Yet, every day you see people throwing their butts out the window. Take responsibility for your bad habit! If you have to smoke - don’t throw the butt out the window. It’s garbage. And even more importantly, if you’re considerate enough to use the ashtray, dumping the entire contents of the ashtray on the street is total douchebaggery.

We haven’t done this for awhile, so here are some new words and phrases to add to your vocab:

• Dumbiot: Someone who is both dumb and an idiot.
• Man session: When a group of men get together to hang out and do manly stuff. Typically the group consists of five or more men, however, depending on how manly each man is, the group may be smaller or larger.
• March sadness: As opposed to March Madness, March Sadness is the deep, depressing feeling that comes when the NCAA tournament is over.
• Moleculed: To be mocked and ridiculed, made to feel especially small and insignificant.
• Negative gap: The measurement, in inches, of ho much fat of an obese person is resting on a table at an eating establishment.
• Phobiphobia: The fear of fear itself.

This time around, from Maxim magazine:

• Bed mine: When the girl you’re dating on the side leaves her underwear in your bed, creating a potential hazard when your real girlfriend/wife comes home.
• Girlfew: A derivative of curfew. Pertaining to the time at which a girlfriend, wife, or significant female other, tells her man he has to be home. A girlfew is normally imposed when the guy is out with his friends and she’s not invited.
• Hit the girlfriend button: Pausing an Xbox or Playstation game because your significant other wants to chat.
• Porky pigging: Wearing a shirt but no pants.

new words for ya…

• E-lope: To get married in online form only.
• Lost weekend: To spend an entire weekend watching Lost on DVD.
• Mechanic’s cologne: A slang term for WD-40.
• Pre-break: Taking a short break from work within an hour of your lunch break.
• Retroproductive: Doing things that actually make you go in the reverse direction of your intended destination.

add ‘em:

• To fly naked - To fly somewhere with the bare-minimum of belongings, and purchase the rest when you get there.
• Retro shopping - Continuing to compare prices for an item after you’ve already purchased it.
• “I’m not gay” seat - The empty seat in a movie theater that two males often leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.