All this week I was a judge for the annual Breakfast Television Spotlight on CityTV. It’s a talent contest for 6-16 year olds. The talent all week was pretty solid, but one performer really shone, and she ended up winning the contest. Alanna Clarke is a singer/songwriter from just outside of Cochrane, and I had her on the Rock Report for a chat and to play her song Bedroom Window.  Here’s the audio:

Alanna Clarke Interview and Song

Meet Chaplin. He was by the station earlier today. He’s an older fellow (around 10) with a mellow disposition. Really likes to be with people and being petted. He’s a Bullmastiff mix…though slightly smaller in stature than a typical Bullmastiff. You can check him and all sorts of other great pets at The Calgary Humane Society.

The Archies are still hanging around pop culture after all these years. First it was their stirring performance of a Sex Pistols classic:

and Pulp:

I don’t spend a ton of time on my show talking about doing a sit-down, but for some reason it came up twice on this past week’s shows. Once was about trying the all-new $275,000 public toilet at 17th Ave and 7th:

Public Toilet

…and the other time was a debate with Greg Beharrell about having a coffee while doing my business:

Coffee on the Can

I’ve decided to make a poll about having a warm beverage whilst doing your business. It’s over there –>

There’s a company that will soon offer ringtones featuring moans of famous porn performers. Here’s how the discussion on my show progressed:

Ringtone Part One

Ringtone Part Two

Ringtone Part Three

And the ringtone, a gift to you:

joshringtone.mp3

Lynch loves to talk about me and my show on his show, although has trouble distinguishing between busting balls and personal attacks. Here’s a good example:

Lynch on Josh Audio

This week Cheryl from The Calgary Humane Society stopped in with a really lovely fellow named Zane. Zane is a Border Collie mix, with what might be some Springer Spaniel in him. He’s a really gregarious affectionate guy.

My “biggest fan” calls in when Candice is filling in for Newsboy. She seems jealpus, but there are other issues:

March 18 Biggest Fan Audio

There’s a company that will soon offer ringtones featuring moans of famous porn performers. We didn’t have any male ones, so I made one you can use for your phone. I’m not really a loud guy in bed, so it’s a little exaggerated.

joshringtone.mp3