We haven’t done this for awhile, so here are some new words and phrases to add to your vocab:

• Dumbiot: Someone who is both dumb and an idiot.
• Man session: When a group of men get together to hang out and do manly stuff. Typically the group consists of five or more men, however, depending on how manly each man is, the group may be smaller or larger.
• March sadness: As opposed to March Madness, March Sadness is the deep, depressing feeling that comes when the NCAA tournament is over.
• Moleculed: To be mocked and ridiculed, made to feel especially small and insignificant.
• Negative gap: The measurement, in inches, of ho much fat of an obese person is resting on a table at an eating establishment.
• Phobiphobia: The fear of fear itself.