Here is the fifth call from my biggest fan:

Stalker Mother Call 

Here is the fourth call that came into the station:

Stalker Kids Call

As promised, I’m running older “stalker” calls at 5:10 every day this and next week, and I’ll post ‘em here. This was call number three, from a BBQ of some kind

 BBQ Stalker Call

(keep in mind, this call came in nowhere near Canada Day)

Lynch and I are in the midst of a big fitness challenge at True Fitness Spa and Wellness. We’re just about halfway through the four month program, and now we’re trying to figure out how to humiliate the loser. Or as I like to call it: humiliate Lynch. We’re looking more for embarassment than pain or gross stuff. Maybe run down 17th at lunch-hour in an X92.9 thong? What do you think?

For the next two weeks, I’m gonna go back and play all the calls I have from my “stalker.” I’m not sure what else to call her. Stalker sounds a little mean. Maybe “superfan?” She calls the show once or twice a week, and we still don’t have a name yet. The first call is up already, a few posts down. Here is the call:

Stalker Call #2

Not in the shirtless leather-vest wearin’ Harley ridin’ way. I bought myself a bicycle. Not some fancy 55-speed touring bike. Not a light-framed, knobby-tired, shock-absorbered mountain bike. I got a three-speed, pearl blue, stylin’ get-around-town bike. And I love it. Seriously, if I could figure out how, I’d make love to it. I rode it home from the bike store - about 40 minutes - and then rode it around my neighbourhood for about an hour after. I haven’t had a bike in a few years. When I was in Toronto I walked everywhere. Plus bicycle theft is a big industry there, and it just didn’t seem worth the effort. Wanna go for a ride? (click the pic to see it in all it’s full-size glory!)

How did it start? Well, it was one regular weekday afternoon in early May. An unusual woman called the show. She seemed to be a big fan, but with some….issues. Since that call, she’s called in once or twice a week to update me on her situation, and profess her - like? - of the show. Over the weeks we’ve discovered more and more about her. We still don’t have a name. Here is the very first call:

First Stalker Call

Did an interview with Jay Louis, creator of the website Hot Chicks With Douchebags, and soon to be author of a book by the same name. The interview stirred up some controversy. Lots of Calgary people assume Douchebaggery is just popped collars, but it’s more than that. Douchebags come in all shapes and sizes. Making tough/angry-guy faces and flashing the devil horns when getting a pic taken, 45 degree hat tilt, big glasses, chains, spiky hair, the Gotti-kid look, wigga look, bad tats, mandana, unfortunate facial hair…these are all signs of potential douchebaggery. Here’s the interview in three parts:

HCWDB #1

HCWDB #2

HCWDB #3 

Perry Farrell was the man behind Jane’s Addiction, Porno for Pyros, and now Satellite Party. He’s also the founder and creative mind behind Lollapalooza. I had a telephone conversation with him where we discussed all these things:

Perry Farrell Segment #1

Perry Farrell Segment #2

Perry Farrell Segment #3

Got the chance to speak with Tom Morello recently about Rage Against The Machine, Audioslave, The Nightwatchman and his favourite NHL team, The Calgary Flames. Here’s the audio:

Tom Morello Segment #1

Tom Morello Segment #2