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Got another funny hate e-mail today.

?Josh Sucks | joshisgay@brokeback.com | IP: 64.42.233.190

Man you really are a loser. The ?make out inside RV? plan didn?t work, the ?put the X sticker in the boobs? didn?t work either, and now you?re begging for other singles to join you on the hunt? Lame?.

If you stop putting your mom on the air then maybe people wouldn?t think you?re a pussy?. well a big maybe?

You are the most annoying and unfunny DJ in calgary. Oh and I noticed you stopped bitching about how bad calgarians are in driving? How?s that speeding ticket and the crashed car? lol

?Wouldn’t it be easier for you to turn the dial to another station, as every other DJ in Calgary is more entertaining and funny? Yet, you seem to have heard all sorts of stuff on my show. Just turn the dial man, don’t torture yourself. Find a station that’ll make Brokeback-style jokes…cause that is definitely Hi-larious! I’m not begging anyone…just trying to help out the singles, myself included. I have not stopped bitching about Calgary drivers. There are many terrible, over-cautious drivers in this city. There are also many left lane hogs. I got a speeding ticket, but so what? I also got into a bumper scratching collision, because of sheer ice. My opinion hasn’t changed.

Now please turn the station to one that will make funny poop and gay jokes, as I don’t want you listening anymore. I try to cater the show to smart people, so obviously the show just isn’t for you.

P.S. if you’re not?a teenage girl, you shouldn’t be using?”lol”

12 Responses to “redneck writes”

  1. Jayme Says:

    I agree people need to stop their bitching about the dj’s. If you people dont like the station then dont listen to it. Its not like anyone is holding a gun to your head. Seriously people, if you have time to bitch about things like this are you sure the dj’s are the ones with the problems???

  2. Craig Says:

    Whooo! That was refreshing.

  3. Sean Says:

    HI Josh, too bad Gerry Forbez keeps sending you these messages! Anyhow, I would love to host your singles night out. Pick a day.

    Sean @ Denim

  4. mgb Says:

    That’d be funny if it was actually sent from a gay guy named Josh Sucks. Well, funny for me.

    I hope the quality of the hate mail starts getting a little better soon. The grammar is pretty shoddy, the insults are lame, it’s embarrassing for me as a Calgarian. I guess we’ve just gotten so used to the dick and fart jokes on other stations. *single tear*

  5. Shawn Says:

    Josh is the FUNNIEST dj on calgary radio. Keep up the good work.

  6. MeatBallz Says:

    I don’t understand the hate u have towards typing “lol”. I think it should be open to all age groups and genders to use while typing.
    If this redneck gives u trouble tell’em your mates with MeatBallz ;)

  7. Sarah Says:

    Who is this angry and perhaps, sexually frustrated individual? Perhaps you have crush on my brother. If you find him so annoying why do you still listen to his show? If you do not like what he has to say and feel the need to change the station, then please do so. I am sure he will not be offended! Keep up the good work Josh!

    Josh says: don’t mess with my sister…she’s a badass! ;-)

  8. Sara Says:

    Josh, I think you are quite witty and funny and I enjoy listening to your show. This guy is obviously a total nerd…and for all of our sakes I really hope he takes your advise and turns the dial. Or maybe that is too hard for him and maybe that is part of his frustration?! The fact that he is too dumb to turn the dial….the poor short bus little fool.

  9. tanya Says:

    I love listening to you Josh! I think you’re very funny! You brighten up my ride home every afternoon. These losers need to start listening to lite rock stations and chill out a bit!!! And I agree completely with your sister. Don’t let these guys get you down. You’re doing a fab job on the radio!! xoxo

  10. cheryl Says:

    For some reason this just came into my head. I play a game with drivers that get mad at me…I may have cut them off or maybe they are just a jackass and just want someone to freak at. Well as they are honking their horn and giving me the finger ( I have to say this only works on guys..and most happen to be) Well I smile and wave and say out loud but only I can hear in my car…”You must have a small dick” Have a nice day :)

  11. Tyson Says:

    Hey Josh, you are awsome!!! Just wanted to comment about you complaining about bad drivers in Calgary, you should know that most of the drivers in Calgary are from other provinces comming to Calgary for work. Along time ago when their was just mostly real Calgarians living here traffic wasn’t bad and the drvers were good. Besides that you are doing an awsome job and I enjoy the smart humor that you use on your show.

  12. Malissa Says:

    sigh…some people have nothing better to do then annoy on air jocks.

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