I like to talk about sex and/or love on my radio show. This time around, a teenage reading habit came to light. Listen:

Penthouse Letters

Well, after last week’s “biggest fan” call I was kind of worried. She seemed to be in a dark place and was pretty salty with the language. This week everything seems back to, ummm…normal? Listen:

 Stalker June 2

Greg Beharrell (X92.9 Evening/weekend guy) is a weird dude. He eats a diet consisting mainly of Diet Cola (4 litres daily minimum), dry cereal (no milk!) and chicken breasts. He doesn’t do any muscular or cardiovascular excercise. BUT….he thinks he’s in great shape. Not good shape, GREAT shape. Here’s the conversation:

Greg thinks he’s healthy audio

I’ve always been a reader, since I was two my parents tell me. Recently I suggested a book to Greg - X92.9 evening/weekend guy - and he said he doesn’t read. This baffled me, because he seems like a pretty bright guy. Lynch will tell you proudly that he’s only read two books in his lifetime, but it doesn’t seem hugely surprising. Whitebread’s (Whitebread=Greg) revelation was surprising. I asked him why, and here’s the audio:

Greg doesn’t like books

Got a call from a telemarketer. This time I thought it would be fun to be a lonely German man. Yes my accent is pretty bad, but I still think it’s a fun call. Here it is:

Telemarketing and a Lonley German Man Audio

I think the romantic comedy catchphrase from Jerry Maguire has it all wrong. If you’re looking for someone to complete you you’ll never be happy. You’re better off trying to make yourself a complete person, then looking for someone who compliments you. I don’t mean vocally, but as a compliment to your life and lifestyle. Greg is weird, which we know. He’s also after someone who completes him. Bzzzt. Bad.  What do you think?

I’ve put a poll at the right —>

I get the occasional telemarketing call on my show, and Randall had trouble accepting his sexiness:

Sexy Randall Calls

Omar from The Mars Volta came by to talk about the bands’ show in Calgary and the new album. Much of the album was inspired by their experiences with a Ouija board the band called Soothsayer. We started there:

Interview Audio

Cake played a sold-out show at Mac Hall this week. Before the show John McCrea (vocalist/songwriter/etc) and Vince DiFiore (trumpet/keyboards/etc) stopped by the X92.9 Studios for a chat. Here’s the audio:

Cake Part 1

Cake Part 2

Like pretty much everyone, I receive telemarketing calls from time to time. I even get them at the radio station. Today, it was someone trying to offer me a credit card. We had a friendly chat. Listen here:

Hello Telemarketer