Thanksgiving weekend came and went, and lo and behold, first day back, my biggest fan caled to share the latest details of her life, including turkey, and a new man! Listen here:

Turkey Stalker

…and don’t forget the poll over there in that column –>

Well, my biggest fan called not once, but twice, bookending the week. In the second call, she suggests I ask my listeners if they think I should go on a date with her. I’m pretty wary. I’ve never been attracted to Gene Wilder type women. Here are the calls:

Stalker October 1

Stalker October 5

And the poll, well it’s over there somewhere —>

There’s not much to say about this one. Are there kangaroos in Africa? Where is Roy Horn? Should I be afraid, or very afraid? My biggest fan called again today:

White Tiger Stalker 

If you’re terrified of snakes, there’s a certain kind of therapy that calls for seeing lots of snakes to help you get over your fears. Is there something like that for alligators? I got one of those telemarketing calls that tells you you’ve won a trip to Florida, and to press 9 to collect you prize. I pressed 9, and here’s the rest:

Gatorland

My biggest fan called today, and she seemed pretty excited about the True Fitness challenge, and told us about how she’s cleaning out her area of the basement of her parent’s home.

Stalker Fitness

This is the second telemarketing call I’ve received in the past few weeks, and the second call from the Calgary Herald’s phone centre since I came on air.

Herald Weed

It had been awhile since I’d received a telemarketers call on the show, and then we got this one. Basically I answered the phone and a computer recording told me I’d won a cruise, and if I wanted to claim it, press 9. I did, and this is what I got:

Cruise Telemarketer

Well, I was on vacation for the last week of August, and apparently I was missed.

Labour Day Stalker Call

And this week, she found out about our X92.9 Hockey Team

Stalker Puck Bunny

My biggest fan called a few days after my birthday (August 21st by the way….where’s my gift?) and talked about my Facebook and about the fact she was babysitting.

Stalker Babysitting

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Well, my biggest fan has apparently discovered our brand new storefront studio at 17th Ave and 2nd on the Red Mile. Hadn’t heard from her for almost two weeks. This one came in today:

Stalker Window Shops