What happens when you can’t say no? This:

Yes Telemarketer

Another one of the “Free Vacation” telemarketing calls. This time alcohol was involved:

Wasted Telemarking

Well, Newsboy had a story about older couples considering ways to liven up their sex lives, so I thought I’d call up someone in that demographic and find out the truth. My Mom:

 Mom Threesome

They call, we chat…about panties…

What are you wearing?

Happy New Year! My biggest fan checks in after what sounds like a pretty interesting New Years celebration:

Jan 2 Stalker

We still get the occasional telemarketer calling the station. Lately it seems like almost daily we get a call from a recorded voice telling us we’ve won a trip to Florida, or somewhere else warm. Another one came in recently:

Telemarketing Sickness

Haven’t had a chance to upload these until now, so you get a triple dose of my “biggest fan.”

The first call is before I head off to Vegas for the weekend and Vegoose:

October 25th Biggest Fan

The second call comes in after she returns from Vegas, when I’ve already returned a week earlier. Apparently her Vegas trip was lonely and kinda boring:

November 5th Biggest Fan

The truth about her Vegas trip comes out, and it’s umm…strange:

November 8th Biggest Fan

On Monday, my biggest fan (can’t use the “S” word anymore - too dangerous) called in and discussed some Halloween pranks she likes to play, and wanted me to help her pick a costume. The choices were tough. The image of Gene Wilder wearing a coconut bra is somewhat disconcerting. Listen:

Biggest Fan October 22

Well, apparently she knows about the poll ( over there –>) and doesn’t like the term stalker. When she called Friday, this is what my “biggest fan”she had to say

Stalker October 19th

My biggest fan called again. Apparently her relationship with the bottle collector didn’t last very long. She still hasn’t told us her name.

Stalker October 17th