Our beautiful X92.9 receptionist Jordan loves corny jokes, and a few months ago we brought her on-air to tell some, hoping it might become a regular thing. Well, after her first appearance, we got many positive calls, but some meany called Jordan at reception and told her that her jokes stunk. Well, Jordan was already a little hesitant about coming on live, and this forced her to retire from Jordan’s Jokes. A few weeks ago, I was at Mile One, and Erin was our server. Out of the blue, Erin asked me if I wanted to hear a joke. Of course I agreed. She proceeded to tell me the first joke you’ll hear below. It was a natural to have her come in to replace Jordan’s Jokes. And she’s sorta cute too.

Erin’s Jokes Episode #1

Cheryl from the Calgary Humane Society came by again today. She had good news: Henry and Spud the dogs have been adopted, as have Jughead and Betty the cats. This means 100% of pets appearing on my show have been adopted. Keep up the good work. This week, a lovely girl named Daisy came for a visit. She is already pretty well trained and has lots of border collie in her. Visit calgaryhumane.ca to see her and tons of other adoptable pets:

I see a ton of guys who do their business in the men’s room, then leave without washing their hands. Pretty gross, especially when it was a stall visit. It’s even more funny seeing a guy finish his business, spend five minutes primping his hair in front of the sink and mirror, and then walk out without washing his hands. Perhaps more guys would wash up if the sinks looked like this:

Pauly Shore is in town for a bunch of shows at Yuk-Yuks over the weekend, and he’ll be stopping by my show from 4-5PM (ish) to have a chat and hang out. It’ll be live inside the X92.9 Studios at 17th Ave and 2nd on the Red Mile. Feel free to stop by and check it out.

 

OK…you can accuse Newsboy and I of being fruitcakes, but I don’t see anything wrong with combining a desire to watch hot young models cavort and cat-fight and high stakes gambling. Hence, newsboy and I have a America’s Next Top Model pool. We made our own personal Top 12 lists, flipped a coin for first pick, then had our draft. I won the toss, and here are our picks in order:

#1 Victoria (Josh)

#2 Bianca (Newsboy)

#3 Heather (Josh)

#4 Jenah (Newsboy)

#5 Kimberly (Josh)

#6 Ebony (Newsboy)

#7 Sarah (Josh)

#8 Saleisha (Newsboy)

#9 Janet (Josh)

#10 Chantal (Newsboy)

#11 Ambreal (Josh)

#12 Lisa (Newsboy)

(#1 and #2 pictured)

I stopped in for a chat with Chris Cornell (at his hotel) before Sunday night’s sold-out show. He’s a down-to-earth, thoughtful, well-spoken guy, which made the interview pretty smooth-sailing. Here’s the audio:

Chris Cornell Segment #1

Chris Cornell Segment #2

Chris Cornell Blog-Only Bonus Audio

Well, today I am in studio until 6PM in my underpants. I lost the True Fitness challenge, but still feel pretty good about the progress I made. Here’s some hot amatuer pics, wash your eyes when you’re done:

And here’s audio of when Ken Andrukow from True came by to reveal the results:

Results

There’s not much to say about this one. Are there kangaroos in Africa? Where is Roy Horn? Should I be afraid, or very afraid? My biggest fan called again today:

White Tiger Stalker 

If you’re terrified of snakes, there’s a certain kind of therapy that calls for seeing lots of snakes to help you get over your fears. Is there something like that for alligators? I got one of those telemarketing calls that tells you you’ve won a trip to Florida, and to press 9 to collect you prize. I pressed 9, and here’s the rest:

Gatorland

My biggest fan called today, and she seemed pretty excited about the True Fitness challenge, and told us about how she’s cleaning out her area of the basement of her parent’s home.

Stalker Fitness