My biggest fan rung up again, and apparently caught Candice filling in news/traffic for Newsboy on Friday afternoon. She seemed a little put off by it, although she did want to say hello. A terse hello. Listen:

Biggest Fan Call - March 11

Charly walked off into the sunset, and almost on cue my biggest fan (Stalker?) comes back into the picture. It can’t be coincidence. Here’s the call:

Biggest Fan February 29

Not sure what to make of this one. Charly, or Chuck as he/she’s been calling him/herself called in today to say he/she’s given up on trying to hang out with me. Will he/she really walk off into the sunset? Time will tell.  Here’s the audio:

Charly February 21 

“Charly” called again and “he” tried to convince me to hang out with “him” on St. Patrick’s Day, which is over a month away. Here’s the call:

Charly/Stalker Feb 15

Calgary is a lonely city for a single guy, but sometimes, strtange women will call you out of the blue - I call these women Telemarketers. Recently I received two calls from different ends of the age spectrum. Listen:

Silver Fox

Young Hottie

Well, he/she called again. It gets weirder and weirder. Here’s the call:

Charly/Stalker February 5th

Friday marked another call from a “guy” who sounds suspiciously like my biggest fan. Also suspicious is the fact that the calls from Charly started the week after my biggest fan said she wasn’t going to call anymore. Hockey and/or cocoa? No thank-you. The call:

 Stalker/Charly Feb 1

Well a week after my “biggest fan” told us she wasn’t going to call in anymore, this “guy” calls to tell us how great my “biggest fan” is and how I should give her a chance. Listen: 

Charly?

I’m not sure what to make of this. My biggest fan was babysitting, and revealed that she doesn’t think she’s going to call anymore. The longest period between calls was about a month, so I’m not totally convinced we won’t hear from her again. In any case here is what might be the final call:

Last Stalker?

My Biggest fan (AKA Stalker) calls in, and apparently she’s discovered the world of online and speed-dating. She had two dates in three nights and told us all about them.

January 9 Stalker

January 11 Stalker